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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Guardian interviews 'El Toro' for the post of Associate Blogger

Guardian: Good evening 'El Toro' glad you could make it. What have you been up to these days?

El Toro: Well like name and nature ah deh roaming all ova de place. A jus finish beatin sum likka at Jack Palance deh.

Guardian: You do know that if you are brought on board i do not want you to be blogging under the influence. We are very much aware of what your behaviour has cost you in the past.

El Toro: Me? hic..Under the influence...bannas check uself fus...keep u friggn blog if you wan behave like a puss!

Guardian: now...now...there is no need for name calling you drunkard! I am amazed that you actually managed to make it up here at all.

El Toro: WHo deh F you callin drunkard?! When you rass used to suck rum wid me liek was baby bottle yu drinkin from - meh wasn't drunkard den. Ker you mudda sku...

POW!!! uggHH...crASH...aaHH...U skunt..BRADamm..u puss...CRack...

Both men heavily breathing...ahhh....heeahhh...ssshhhahhh...nursing battered faces...

Guardian: (through a busted lip and bloodied nose) boy i miss those days bull...when can you start bloggin?

El Toro: (opens mouth and allows the loose portion of a cracked tooth to fall on the floor)..hmmm...yea indeed...you still hit like a bitch though...i could start as soon as a reach home...but leh we crack a seal before i go!


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